Neighbourhood watch!

Birds of a feather.....

'Well I never...and such.'

'Oi Guv, quick, quick, come and have a look!'

'What am I looking at Bing?'

'That lot up there!  Put your specs on.....'

"Bing, they're in the garden over the road too...."

"And ours!!!"

'Duck down guv, they're looking over here.'

'Oo'er they're all on the lawn now....'

'Good heavens old poop, they're having a blooming picnic!'

"Well if that doesn't take the biscuit!"

'Keep your voice down guv, you're so noisy and blooming nosey!'

"I'll have you know, you called me Bing!"

'M'mmm............... what's that you said guv?'