'And when I tell them....they never believe me....they never believe me!

 SUNDAY MORNING GUESTS!

'Really Bing I'd just popped into the kitchen to get another coffee!'

'Hop on guv there's plenty of room for two!'

'I see that huge black bird is sitting on the gate post!'

'Can you see him guv?'

'Hello he's up on the top of that roof now!'

'Bing!'



'Yes guv?' 

'I guess I could just about type with one finger...'

'I can just about see the screen........'

 'Are you quite comfortable Bing?'

'M'mmmmmm...........?'

'I'll tell you what, let me move you and this chair over slightly and put another chair here....'

'Whatever guv.'

'Some folk just don't believe me when I tell 'em about you Bing....they think it's all part of my odd imagination............'