A JOB WELL DONE...........

'WELL BING I'M MIGHTY PLEASED WITH THAT, THE COMPUTER IS BACK UP AND RUNNING!'

'I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE GUV, I FEAR YOU ARE GETTING A TAD OVER EXCITED TOO SOON.'

'I'M AWARE YOU HAVE A VERY LOW OPINION OF MY COMPUTER SKILLS, BUT I HAVE BEEN MOST METICULOUS, AND AM CONFIDENT YOU WILL BE AMAZED WITH MY EFFORTS.'

'AS YOU KNOW GUV, I'M ONLY A HOUND, BUT IS THE SCREEN SUPPOSED TO ROLL EVERY TIME YOU PRESS RETURN?'

'BLAST!'

'CHEER UP OLD WHEEZER, YOU DID VERY WELL........CONSIDERING.'

'CONSIDERING WHAT BING?'

'WELL IT'S LIKE THIS GUV....'

'WHEN I PEER INTO YOUR LEFT EARHOLE, I CAN SEE THE LIGHT COMING THROUGH FROM YOUR RIGHT!'

'DON'T DESPAIR OLD POOP, SOON BE CHRISTMAS......AND SUCH.'

'HELLO, HELLO, HELLO....THAT NEW GINGER CAT IS TRUNDLING ABOUT OVER THE ROAD.'

'WOOF!'

'NOW THAT'S A REAL GIFT GUV!'

'BETTER CRACK THE SNACK TIN OPEN EH?'